Perry WDs, Golfweek Puns, Ryan LOLs at Pun

This from the great recap of the first round at the PGA:

Kenny Perry withdrew after the first round of the PGA Championship Thursday night because he suffered a scratched cornea Tuesday night while adjusting a hard contact lens.

But remember, his focus this year was never on the majors.

That wrote itself and I still laughed (at the joke).



Still, as the new recipient of a hard contact lens this week, I can understand the problem. They're much different to handle than soft lenses and take some getting used to for the wearer. It sounds like Perry has had years of experience with them, but this still stinks for him.